The 25 Weird Days of Christmas Day 22: "The Nutcracker" (2010)
The other day, I was sick, sick, sick! I took some Nighttime Medicine on the same night our alarms decided to announce that they needed new batteries by shrieking their "Oh sh*t, you're gonna die" alarms like crazy at around Midnight. Fun times. I woke up looking, feeling, and smelling like this:
As you might imagine, I had me some fantastic festive fever dreams that night. Allow me to share them with you:
Oh, wait, that's the teaser trailer for 2010's "The Nutcracker 3D", which can now be found under the title "The Nutcracker: Saturnalia Ascending The Untold Story" on various streaming services. It is actually *less* insane than I'd been led to believe but it is still really something else. I mean, who doesn't need a holiday movie in their life where this happens:
Incidentally, I still long for "Bioshock: Christmas Edition".
